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[自創小說] 鬼知道我竹馬怎麼跑去當和尚-3
(封面打錯,要修正時發現「怎麼」好醜,好吧,就這樣吧)
寫在前面:因為要寫和尚,所以已經盡力找資料了_(:з」∠)_但還是不敢說很有把握,所以如有資料錯誤,歡迎指教qwq
比較大的缺點就是無念和尚講話很不和尚,大概是這樣:
無念:施主。
秦小旺:不要這麼叫我!!!
伊嵐:秦小旺你他媽讓我怎麼寫……
其實就是技術問題,望海涵_(:з」∠)_
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「……」方思行看著在他禪房榻榻米上做雪天使動作的秦書晨,很沉默。
  「老和尚讓我借住禪房啦!」地上那個人即使被他看到,也完全沒有感到羞恥,很高興的抬頭看他。
  「施主借宿的寮房並非在此處。」而且離他的禪房很遠很遠。
  「你真的很過分欸,你又不是不知道我第一次來這裡,當然很快地就迷路了,竟然沒有帶著我出去你這是什麼鬼態度?不要忘了當年誰請你吃冰棒!」某個身高拉長了很多公分,然而腦子看起來沒有太大長進的熊孩子嚷嚷著。
  是我請你的好嗎?方思行很想把他翻過身打幾下屁股。
  到底誰才不要臉?
  「施主今天已經犯了數項規矩了。」
  「蛤?」秦書晨愣了愣,低頭作懺悔狀,這不能怪他呀!畢竟一般人誰知道佛寺的規矩?你們知道嗎?不知道吧!要不是方思行在這,他又怎麼會跑到這裡?
  「進大殿不能走正中間的門、除佛經、佛像、供物外都不可以帶進去、來拜訪前要先敲門、不可以喧嘩、不可以叫我的名字……」
  秦書晨打斷他的話:「我這輩子都只會叫你方思行!」
  方思行知道講不過他,沒打算浪費時間:「那你可以回去了吧?」
  秦書晨坐在那裡盯著他,那眼神讓方思行一瞬間覺得對方可能會哭。
  ……可是秦書晨沒有。
  「為什麼?」
  方思行沒有回答這個對方不可能得到答案的問題,他過了很久才回問秦書晨:「你怎麼會在這?」
  秦書晨賭氣的別過頭不理他。
  方思行拿他沒辦法,只對他說:「不管怎麼樣,已經快打板了,你得回去了。」
  然而秦書晨聽到新奇的字眼,也不管剛才還在鬧彆扭,又轉回頭看他:「打板是什麼?」
  方思行沒來得及回答,因為外面響起了類似敲擊木魚或響板的聲音。
  他站起來走近秦書晨:「這就是,你知道路嗎?我帶你回去。」
  秦書晨沒站起來,他看著對方身上,代表身分的服裝,彷彿把他們之間的距離拉得很遠很遠,一時之間感覺十分煩躁。
  情緒在他心裡翻滾的越來越大,他終究還是低吼:「你幹嘛這樣!?非得跟我橋歸橋路歸路?我們以前明明沒有秘密的!我什麼都告訴你!你以前明明會在我難過的時候抱……」
  抱我。
  他的話說出口,他看到方思行震驚的臉,也從他的眼睛裡看到同樣震驚的自己。
  他整個人慌得不行,迅速站起來往外跑,一邊還虛張聲勢的說:「反正你不回家我也絕對不回去了!」
  「砰──」
  禪房內總算回到本來的寧靜,可裡面的人卻得不到應該擁有的平靜。
  從不在秦書晨眼前表現出的表情,此刻就出現在方思行的臉上。
  「不該……不可能的,冷靜下來,方思行……不對,我不是,我是無念,我不是方思行,我是無念,無念……秦書晨……秦書晨……」
  最後只剩下一個名字,反覆在他嘴裡唸著。

  另一頭,離開的秦書晨在出了房門後就一路跑回自己的房間。
  我剛才為什麼那麼說?
  秦書晨到了房裡仍然冷靜不下來。
  沒有道理的,他把過往的回憶每一秒都給拿出來確認,但不可能,明明從來沒發生過,方思行不曾在他難過時擁抱過他的。
  是在夢裡發生過的嗎?為什麼他那麼順嘴的就說出口了?
  秦書晨懊惱的在地板上滾,就算暗戀人家也不可以這樣啊!
  我不要面子的嗎!?
  他又滾了幾圈,突然感覺自己被滾通了任督二脈,等等!
  要面子就談不了戀愛呀!
  我可不就是不要面子啦!
  他停下了動作,腦子動得飛快,他要趁機追方思行!
  追到方思行,就等於自己得到了男朋友,得到了男朋友,就等於他絕對不能再當和尚﹐他不能當和尚,就等於自己可以再跟他在一起不分開了!
  想通了這一切的秦書晨,興奮得彷彿打雞血一樣,不過他打算明天早起,所以把燈給關掉,安分地躺到被子裡。
  可能是情緒,又或者時間太早,所以他遲遲沒有入睡,一直在想方思行跟自己的事情。
  他家人知道他逃跑這件事要不了幾天,但回國也需要花上時間,更別說找到這偏遠的佛寺,真到那個地步,他就躲進大殿裡面,方思行不是說他犯了規矩嗎?他是不知道佛寺有什麼禁忌,但他家人不會也不知道吧?到時候他就躲在方思行後面,看他家人如何把他抓回家!
  這個晚上他睡得挺好的,夢裡有方思行,雖然還是那個討厭的跩樣,但夢裡的方思行欠了他五千兩百零二十枝冰棒,他高興得跟土地主似的,彷彿一輩子都吃不完!無限量供應的冰棒!而方思行只能在他身邊當他的小僕人,他說要哈密瓜冰棒,方思行就得給他買,買了他說現在想吃草莓的,方思行還是得再去給他買草莓的,最後方思行好像是翻臉了,把糊掉的冰棒給塗到他臉上,他氣得對他大吼,對方涼涼的看著他,但他想起現在他才是債主,驕傲的挺起胸膛,方思行說會給他弄乾淨,一步步走向他。
  醒過來的秦書晨不禁感嘆,夢裡什麼都有。
  他點開手機,呆了幾秒﹐現在竟然已經十點了!
  昨天老和尚跟他說六點吃早齋的!!
  他明明想好五點五十起床的!!
  很快的他放鬆下來,自己這是時差還沒調過來,不能怪他的。
  晚點再開始他的「拐方思行做男朋友大計畫」,畢竟人生什麼時候開始都不晚。
  可惜沒早餐可以吃了,不如等午餐好了,老和尚說午齋是在十一點半,再混個一個半小時就能吃飯啦!
  反正都這麼廢了,秦書晨就美滋滋在床上滑了會手機。
  看了幾個小條漫,他發出響亮的笑聲,不過很快就膩了,最想做的事情果然還是找方思行。
  所以他也沒多想,走到昨天看到和尚們的地方,有年長的和尚和青年和尚,不過方思行並不在。
  和尚們認真的念著經文,他聽不懂,其實也沒很虔誠,所以又轉頭在佛寺裡走走晃晃,直到聞了飯香,才發現自己好餓,閉著眼睛跟著味道走了一段路,張開眼後,思念的人正在廚房裡燒菜。
  秦書晨站在小廚房外,下意識的躲到門邊,只露出一雙眼睛。
  小時候的方思行總是穿著很酷帥,頭髮剪得很時髦,他們第一次就是在公園裡的小沙坑。
  可是他不像他記憶裡的人了,陌生感佔了多數,但不自覺的又會有安全感,是很複雜的情緒,知道對方是方思行這件事就足以讓他得到那麼一點安心感,可是又因為對方變得完全不一樣了而有些害怕。
  秦書晨抱著自己的腿坐在外面的石地板上,身後是下廚的聲音,切菜聲有細細脆脆的,也有咚咚咚咚的,火燃燒發出了劈劈啪啪的聲響,水滾了咕嘟咕嘟的……
  他又餓又睏,不小心聽著聽著就睡著了,是方思行出了廚房,才發現這傢伙竟然在這裡。
  秦書晨是給敲醒的,左右看看沒人,轉過頭,那人仍然背對著他,不知道在忙些什麼。
  他的腿都麻掉了,感覺不太舒服。
  「施主。」裡面的人說。
  「我不想聽你這樣叫我。」比起反抗,秦書晨的語氣更像是撒嬌。
  「……」
  秦書晨沒看他,就抱著腿背對廚房,目光所及是這個佛寺,再遠一點的地方是很多的山,這裡像是世外桃源似的,可秦書晨不覺得高興,他覺得這就是像是說著方思行不可能回去了。
  「你是不是都不吃肉了?」他問。
  「……是。」對方回答。
  他又問:「在山裡當和尚有意思嗎?」
  方思行沒有遲疑地說:「修佛無所謂有不有意思。」
  秦書晨又給說到生氣了,聽對方那淡漠一切的語氣他就來氣:「那你為什麼還要修佛?」
  「是修道,也是修心,但求內心之安寧,但求看淡世俗之變化。」
  「……」
  這回安靜下來的變成秦書晨了,不過他沒有放棄,對方不想回去,他可以先不提,拐人這事看的是技術,沒有人是直接請對方走的,那樣就不叫拐人,反正只要他纏著方思行,他總會答應的。
  他精著呢,以前就發現這件事了,於是仗著方思行讓他,屢次使用同個方法,百試百靈的。
  方思行聽他不說話了,覺得秦書晨還是會明白的,只要自己態度硬一點,而且他可不相信對方是正大光明回來的,要不了幾天就得回去。
  他回去國外,對自己來說是最好的結果。
  「你真的都沒收到我的信嗎?」猝不及防的,門外的人突然問。
  假的。
  「從來都沒有見到。」
  「騙人!我明明一直給你寄的!」
  我知道,一直收著。
  「我在你離開幾年,就出家了,出家前也沒有收過。」
  秦書晨差點就給他說信了,但不可能,他寄錯誰家的地址也不會寄錯方思行家的,何況他昨天去方思行家時確認了,地址可沒換呢!
  「我可想你了!」秦書晨吼,聽起來倒不像是句子要說的情緒,反而像是罵人似的。
  方思行快被他逗笑了,忍著沒笑出來。
  秦書晨嫌氣勢好像不夠,太搞笑了,於是又補吼了一句:「你敢說你沒想我,我他媽就進去把你掐死!」
  特別像小貓咪硬要假裝自己是大老虎。
  方思行很冷靜地在心裡背誦了一段經文才開口:「施主,佛寺內切勿大聲喧嘩,也不可妄言。」
  「你小時候還欠我一個願望的,你說你想不想我?我就想知道你想不想我?人而無信,就算是和尚也不知道可以幹嘛!!」
  秦書晨委屈巴巴的說,方思行沒忍住,在心裡糾正對方濫用詞語。
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大粗長開心嗎XDD
今天飆了快七千,馬上就要用掉一半了嗚嗚嗚嗚quq
歡迎猜猜他倆到底發生什麼事了
by the way 最近寫傻白甜真的寫膩,不過這是之前欠的_(:з」∠)_還是讓他可愛可愛吧
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After we receive your Counter Notice, we will forward it to the party who submitted the original DMCA Notice and inform that party that the removed material may be restored after 10 business days but no later than 14 business days from the date we received your Counter Notice, unless our Designated Agent first receives notice from the party who filed the original DMCA Notice informing us that such party has filed a court action to restrain you from engaging in infringing activity related to the material in question.

Please note that when we forward your Counter Notice, it will include your personal information. By submitting a counter notification, you consent to having your information revealed in this way. We will not forward the counter notification to any party other than the original claimant or to law enforcement or parties that assist us with enforcing and protecting our rights.

Please be aware that if you knowingly materially misrepresent that material or activity on 宅腐双羞 was removed or disabled by mistake or misidentification, you may be held liable for damages (including costs and attorneys’ fees) under Section 512(f) of the DMCA.

Repeat Infringers

In accordance with the DMCA and other applicable law, we have adopted a policy of terminating or disabling, in appropriate circumstances and at our sole discretion, the accounts of users who are deemed to be repeat infringers. We may also at our sole discretion limit access to 宅腐双羞, terminate or disable the accounts of any users who infringe any intellectual property rights of others, whether or not there is any repeat infringement.

2257

宅腐双羞is not a producer (primary or secondary) of any and all of the content found on the APP (宅腐双羞). With respect to the records as per 18 USC 2257 for any and all content found on this site, please kindly direct your request to the site for which the content was produced.

宅腐双羞 is a photo and content sharing site[u1] in which allows for the uploading, sharing and general viewing of various types of adult content and while 宅腐双羞does the best it can with verifying compliance, it may not be 100% accurate.

宅腐双羞 abides by the following procedures to ensure compliance:

Requiring all users to be 18 years of age to upload photos and content. When uploading, user must verify the content; assure he/she is 18 years of age; certify that he/she keeps records of the models in the content and that they are over 18 years of age. For further assistance and/or information in finding the content’s originating site, please contact 宅腐双羞 compliance at gonun1031@gmail.com

宅腐双羞allows content to be flagged as inappropriate. Should any content be flagged as illegal, unlawful, harassing, harmful, offensive or various other reasons, 宅腐双羞 shall remove it from the site without delay.

Users of 宅腐双羞 who come across such content are urged to flag it as inappropriate by clicking ‘flag as inappropriate’ link found below each photo and content.